“Boiling Frog” by Donkey Hotey on Flickr
Author’s note: Frog Gravy is a depiction of daily life during incarceration in Kentucky, during 2008 and 2009, in jails and in prison.
Names have been changed, except for nicknames that do not reveal identity.
This post is from prison.
Frog Gravy contains graphic language.
This post is dedicated to Boxturtle.
Early April, 2009, PeWee Valley Women’s Penitentiary (pronounced Pee Wee), near Louisville, KY
In Horticulture class one morning I am ear-hustling on a conversation between two fellow inmates about the finer points of retrieving and preparing road kill, when Julia says, “I don’t really go for all that suckin’ the brains out stuff but I do eat the tails.”
(Don’t eat the green ones. They’re not ripe yet.)
My deadpan, indifferent expression betrays none of the horror that my mind conjures up because I have long ago mastered the Prison Face.
“…but we got there at the same time and were about to fight over the body but it turns out he just wanted the head and I just wanted the body so we decided to go ahead and split it…”
Like the poker face, Prison Face misleads with just the right lack of expression that conveys understanding, non-judgment, empathy and concern: the doctor’s expression on x-ray discovery that a bowling trophy is lodged in the patient’s rectum.
“…even though the head on the deer was missing when we found it…”
Prison face says, ‘I can relate. I am just like you.’
You do not have to study or practice Prison Face for very long. If you are institutionalized for long enough, Prison Face becomes a sincere, apathetic blank expression.
“…I would have done the same thing with the body….”
I have seen Prison Face on the outside. I once worked with another nurse who was African. He told me of his early childhood memories, where he, at age five, watched public executions on a nearly daily basis. At the time, I did not know about Prison Face. I just thought he was ‘stoic’ and ‘hard to read.’ He was always quiet. He was actually a nurse’s aide, and he was always saving our butts when things got too busy. He never received due credit for his quiet yet passionate work with patients and staff. I always thought of him as a nurse, because he was better at nursing than many nurses I had encountered over the years.
“…Oh, yeah, my dad used to bring home the turtles off the road all the time…”
In our class, Horticulture Lab, really, we are planting tiny marigold seedlings into blister packs that resemble ice cube trays, a tedious task that is like trying to separate and plant thousands of spider webs. Marigold seedlings have long, threadlike roots, and we are using popsicle sticks to untangle them, but also to plow under dozens of those monstrously rooted little seedlings and dispose of them quickly and secretly when the teacher is not looking, because if we don’t, we will never finish this lab.
We do not formally plan nor do we speak about the mass marigold murder with each other. It is a silently understood and agreed upon activity.
The popsicle sticks remind me of the psych wards that I have been locked up in after various suicide attempts, and for reasons that I do not fully understand I make a mental note to make a birdhouse out of the popsicle sticks when I get out of prison.
Then, when I think I understand the significance of the birdhouses as safe houses for free creatures, designed and constructed by a damaged human that is not free, and am allowing this epiphany to sink in, the conversation in the foreground shifts to the subject of frog legs in an iron skillet.
Julia says, “And what you gotta do is, you save the crispy frog skins in the iron skillet and you pour off the frog grease, and use your frog drippins to make you some frog gravy. And girrrl, I ain’t lyin’, them frog drippins in that frog gravy is dope!”
My eyebrows jerk slightly, ruining my Prison Face. With sudden clarity, I envision my hero, my homeboy, the big pimpin’ frog in an iron skillet.
Coincidentally, I have just finished a book from the prison library about frogs and their race to extinction. Populations of deformed frogs have been discovered, with extra limbs and digits, or with limbs missing in the right places, not unlike the Thalidomide babies. Although the consensus is that a fungus is killing the amphibians, the book points out that frogs are literally permeable, making them an environmental indicator for our planet.
I read the book because I love frogs. In fact, some of my fondest childhood memories involve frogs. I remember walking creeks and going to ponds as a child, to look for the gelatinous egg masses, and I remember the frogs’ beautiful yet haunting chorus during camping trips, a chorus that now seems eerily absent from any given evening, when I can hear the rhythmic buzzing of cicadas, but not the songs of many frogs.
I have never eaten a frog. In fact, I have rescued many a frog, after the rainstorms, by stopping my car in the middle of the dark road, getting out, and moving the doomed frog to the side of the road. I also rescued three frogs once, who were trapped in a plastic garbage bag that I found in a dumpster.
I suppose I could eat one, but only if it were already killed in the road.
I decide that I will immortalize the frog.
The iron skillet, in addition to being a murder weapon, is as much a part of the South as racism is in this prison. Fried apples. Fried green tomatoes. Fried okra. Cornbread with buttermilk and bacon. What is cornbread after all, without bacon grease and buttermilk in an iron skillet?
My parents are from Missouri, but spent a good deal of their early-married life in the South and so my mother made fried apples, cornbread, and other Southern dishes in an iron skillet. I can almost smell it now.
Later in the evening, I am discussing my plan with Tina and Christie, two of my closest friends that were in Cell 107 with me in McCracken because they both know that I have been writing things down since the beginning, and they have encouraged me to write the whole story someday.
“I have a name for it. You’re not going to believe this,” I say.
(Your mother is in here with us. Would you like to send a message? I’ll see to it that she gets it.)
Author’s endnote: There are two movie lines in this post.
The first: ‘Don’t eat the green ones’ is Kevin Klein’s character to the Jamie Lee Curtis character in A fish Called Wanda, and is said as Klein gobbles the named pet goldfish of a mute man, while he watches.
The second: ‘Your mother is in here with us’ is from The Exorcist,’ and is the possessed Linda Blair character to the priest attempting exorcism. The priest, who loved his mother more than anything in the world, nonetheless left his mother to die alone. He is consumed with guilt and grief. The devil knows this and taunts him; the line accurately captures the meaning and malevolence of Hell.
I found these notes last night, Boxturtle. In the abyss- the other room. In a large rubbermaid container that I retrieved from a dumpster.